lanadelgayest:

when you accidentally hurt a pet

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maddisnow:

*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET

halfagony-halfhope:

austenchanted:

Pride and Prejudice (1995) + Bridget Jones’ Diary (2001)

Colin Firth as Fitzwilliam Darcy + Mark Darcy

 

whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

(Source: damagaladriel)

weirdsynthnoises:

urqtgf:

How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed

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(Source: bellecs)

lord-ponty:

spirit: EXCUSE ME CAN YOU SHOW ME TO THE BATHS
haku: yes, of course, one moment please

lord-ponty:

spirit: EXCUSE ME CAN YOU SHOW ME TO THE BATHS

haku: yes, of course, one moment please

(Source: sassy-noona)

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

(Source: gilbertblythe)

spider-manofficial:

hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption



Uncultured swine

spider-manofficial:

hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

Uncultured swine

(Source: awildswan)

Anonymous asked: “ I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny? ”

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
plays

wheezytumblr:

EARTH: The Video

I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream
I know you, the gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam
Yet I know it’s true that visions are seldom all they seem…

(Source: mithrandy)

 Lizzys at Pemberley