"y-o-u-t-w-o-s-h-o-u-l-d-d-a-t-e… wow can you believe this?"
“you are moving the ouija board”
“no this is legit woah looks like the ghost thinks we should date”
don’t judge a person by their looks, judge them by their opinion on boromir
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms