morrissarty:

bellatrixissexy:

Why does France have so many revolutions?

i asked a french guy once and he just said ‘we are angry at literally everything’

sabot-cat:

"What’s your favorite album, or book?" "I really like Metamorphosis, I think it says a lot about the human condition and psyche." "Yeah I love Franz Kafka." "Oh no, I was talking about Hilary Duff’s debut album."  

negressive:

nicki’s verse on monster was better than eminem’s entire career

captainfart:

yes hello 911 chris evans

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

thunderboltsortofapenny:

recoveringfrommyconvictions:

gaymerboy99:

littlelionmonster:

oldmanstephanie:

"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

FUCK. YES.

this gives me life….

"Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.

39 seconds in and I reblogged it

(Source: burgertv)

tweenboy:

mood: drake
attitude: kanye

I’m sure you are aware why I wished for you to come here…

(Source: gilbertblythe)

THE MAZE RUNNER - Official Trailer #2

(Source: mazerunnernews)

ellendegeneres:

ellendegeneres:

Tim McGraw flashing an innocent stranger.  See more of his abs here.

Check out Tim McGraw’s abs AND underwear on the show today! 

ellendegeneres:

ellendegeneres:

Tim McGraw flashing an innocent stranger.  

See more of his abs here.

Check out Tim McGraw’s abs AND underwear on the show today! 

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god.

—Melanie Exler strengthenizer (via iwaizumiihajime)

(Source: strengthenizer)